Agent Coulson: Hi there, Ms. ______! My name’s Phil. Phil Coulson. I’m an agent with the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division. I know it’s a mouthful, but we’re working on it. =D How’s your Sunday?
Steve Rogers: I was wondering if maybe, sometime, you’d like to go get fondue?
Thor Odinson: Doth thou know that thou art the fairest maiden in all the land? This mortal form has grown weak. I need sustenance! And what about thee? Canst I make thee some scrambled eggs?
Tony Stark: ______, baby, what are you doing listening to them? Ol’ Thor is offering you eggs and pancakes? You’d think for all his power and apparent charm he’d whip up something better than what you get for free at a mediocre hotel chain. And fondue? Really? I’d have given him more credit to be original. How about you and I take my private plane to my island and I show you how to enjoy a proper meal. And following-we’ll play card games.
Steve Rogers: I don’t know what Stark said to you, but if you need help dealing with a bully, I’m always happy to help.
Tony Stark: Bullying? I’m not a bully; I just know what needs to happen. Steve is just jealous that he doesn’t know how to treat a lady like I do, he’d probably get all red in the face and fidgety before even getting to the fondue. Take it from me, I know what I’m talking about.
Steve Rogers: Pepper told me how Tony likes to treat a lady and I think that some “old fashioned” values would do him and those women a lot of good.